tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7558528804236989500.post1842788094230430205..comments2024-01-12T06:12:35.838-05:00Comments on StorytellERdoc: The Half-Load PredicamentStorytellERdochttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14371229500424449124noreply@blogger.comBlogger21125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7558528804236989500.post-4783002506008779232011-03-05T19:18:38.759-05:002011-03-05T19:18:38.759-05:00Creeping over here today... I've read and told...Creeping over here today... I've read and told this story a few times but it's still hilarious! In the year plus since I read it the first time, I've only had one story top it.<br /><br />I hope everythings going well.<br /><br /><>< KatieKatie Axelsonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09361471654719262744noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7558528804236989500.post-27273705032038624072009-12-13T11:46:49.810-05:002009-12-13T11:46:49.810-05:00EWWW! Peter just reminded me of something.
Motel...EWWW! Peter just reminded me of something.<br /><br />Motel bedspreads. When they used a special light they could see all kinds of things on the bedspreads, semen and I don't know what else ..but gross. I just never thought about trying on clothes ..other than bathing suits. And now that I think about it..skin particles/dna is probably left on the clothes and how do you know someone didn't have some rash or something?SeaSprayhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07906503090688697222noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7558528804236989500.post-3022228679747558922009-12-09T02:34:28.687-05:002009-12-09T02:34:28.687-05:00Holy Crap Batman, that story is gross! Mind you, I...Holy Crap Batman, that story is gross! Mind you, I've often thought as I've tried on clothes at the store, especially pants and shorts and undies, if anyone had left any deposits of any kind! <br /><br />This story reminds me of when the wife and I used to take our kids, now adults, to check out the specials at the local Salvation Army Store - yes, we were short of a penny when we first started having kids - as many a good find could be found.<br /><br />It was not to later when the kids woke up / got wise to what was going on that they refused to have anything to do with second hand hand me downs!<br /><br />Take Care,<br />PeterPeterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12097919387041286154noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7558528804236989500.post-4437823614307594362009-12-06T17:24:36.865-05:002009-12-06T17:24:36.865-05:00StorytellERdoc, you owe me a new laptop and a new ...StorytellERdoc, you owe me a new laptop and a new latte as I ruined the former by spitting out the latter in fits of laughter! <br /><br />I worked in retail while I was in school and I've found dried blood on underwear when I got shipped to the lingerie section. Chances are the clerk would have been disgusted but probably wouldn't have called you the shitter in the tennis aisle!Mahahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04860979377398925052noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7558528804236989500.post-63766355612897065622009-12-06T00:10:15.669-05:002009-12-06T00:10:15.669-05:00This post goes down in history as the longest rant...This post goes down in history as the longest rant about skid marks ever recorded. Holy shit, batman doc.Reality Roundshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11489382111809964841noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7558528804236989500.post-8072425240518526602009-12-05T23:40:46.500-05:002009-12-05T23:40:46.500-05:00Hi Story - you said "I pictured a little chil...Hi Story - you said "I pictured a little child, blond spiral curls, pulling those board shorts playfully over her head.<br /><br />Nope, it still wasn't enough for me."<br /><br />I laughed out loud at that! :)<br /><br />I honestly would have taken them up front ..or germaphobe that I can be..immediately let go of them and brought the clerk over to them. (I'd like to think I'd carry them to the clerk) Anyway..you know..someone could've seen you putting them *back* and thought it was you as you walked away..and NOW when you walk on they'll say "there's 'the shitter' looking at tennis balls in the sporting section. Why isn't he in the toilet paper aisle?" I'm just sayin. ;)<br /><br />I really would've brought them back..IF I could continue holding them.<br /><br />I wonder if the person knew what they did?<br /><br />Thanks for the laughs. :)SeaSprayhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07906503090688697222noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7558528804236989500.post-72557527311107011592009-12-05T20:47:25.556-05:002009-12-05T20:47:25.556-05:00Great post! Did exactly what it was intended to. I...Great post! Did exactly what it was intended to. I couldn't stop laughing. I also have a very *cough* open since of humor being in the medical fieldMommy of Threehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11385561478150702664noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7558528804236989500.post-17485466185132571902009-12-05T17:34:14.627-05:002009-12-05T17:34:14.627-05:00A real man would have bought them anyway.A real man would have bought them anyway.Administratorhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03483533569486348304noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7558528804236989500.post-64431756384114534442009-12-05T12:38:02.147-05:002009-12-05T12:38:02.147-05:00My brain says that I would take them to the front ...My brain says that I would take them to the front desk, but my heart just knows I would have put them back and pretended that I never saw them. <br /><br />If nothing else, I will now be checking the inside of anything I buy.J-Quell'nhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01878522077562588401noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7558528804236989500.post-45398787375700589552009-12-05T10:57:07.227-05:002009-12-05T10:57:07.227-05:00Was this really worth a blog post?Was this really worth a blog post?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7558528804236989500.post-81162640368951610772009-12-05T10:42:52.388-05:002009-12-05T10:42:52.388-05:00Hey All
Thanks for the comments thus far. This p...Hey All<br /><br />Thanks for the comments thus far. This post's intention was to simply make you laugh. On hindsight, I wish I had turned those shorts in or even walked an associate to them. Cal's comment, though, hits it on the head. Thanks, Cal. <br /><br />Marcy Hall, you cracked me up! And if any of you puked from this post, I apologize.<br /><br />Now, if you all don't mind, I have to go clean some random Johnny-on-the-Spots for my punishment.StorytellERdochttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14371229500424449124noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7558528804236989500.post-68748688387952337202009-12-05T09:04:03.079-05:002009-12-05T09:04:03.079-05:00NO WAY!! leave those bad boys on the rack! think...NO WAY!! leave those bad boys on the rack! think of all the joy you and your son got from discovering this half-load. you want everyone to have that opportunity, right?<br /><br />the anonymous call would have been a good solution, actually. you can keep that in mind for the next time. hopefully, there won't be a next time!Marcy Hallhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08552202032905289250noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7558528804236989500.post-91459121465308429352009-12-04T22:36:25.344-05:002009-12-04T22:36:25.344-05:00Throughout the story I was really hoping you would...Throughout the story I was really hoping you would take them to counter, but after finishing and putting myself in your shoes, I am not sure I would have taken them up either. I know I should have taken them and would feel bad not to, but probably I would end up doing what you did. Do as I say not as I do, sums it up on this one. We know what was right and still...Calhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17204635978443190089noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7558528804236989500.post-29708044230726898162009-12-04T18:28:32.409-05:002009-12-04T18:28:32.409-05:00This comment has been removed by a blog administrator.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7558528804236989500.post-51597058562011156332009-12-04T18:10:41.471-05:002009-12-04T18:10:41.471-05:00my thought...
33w.. good for you as I'm sure...my thought...<br />33w.. good for you as I'm sure your height can carry it.<br />Wonderful sense of humor.NYCRNhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06148389609715077127noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7558528804236989500.post-81377125789990664722009-12-04T14:42:36.782-05:002009-12-04T14:42:36.782-05:00I think I would have taken the to the sale's p...I think I would have taken the to the sale's person.Fordohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12375331228482241067noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7558528804236989500.post-2954524400269728262009-12-04T14:23:08.661-05:002009-12-04T14:23:08.661-05:00Definitely turn the shorts in. After having worke...Definitely turn the shorts in. After having worked 11 years of retail, I can assure you they would have wanted to know. Besides, aren't you a doctor? Isn't what you found a biohazard?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7558528804236989500.post-71872067048649819042009-12-04T09:44:25.942-05:002009-12-04T09:44:25.942-05:00Gross, but funny. I hope I would have turned them...Gross, but funny. I hope I would have turned them in, but not sure.rlbateshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15236331355857884458noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7558528804236989500.post-1084827942798346272009-12-04T09:20:37.670-05:002009-12-04T09:20:37.670-05:00You are too funny. Warped, but funny. I was laugh...You are too funny. Warped, but funny. I was laughing out loud while reading. Fireguy is so going to side with you on this one.<br /><br />Best of luck to you with your new blog, it's very good.Chrysalis https://www.blogger.com/profile/00757696627388704079noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7558528804236989500.post-89665441494109069272009-12-04T08:45:44.090-05:002009-12-04T08:45:44.090-05:00Pardon my pun, but I wouldn't give a crap abou...Pardon my pun, but I wouldn't give a crap about what the employees thought - I would have turned them in. For sure, it was dry by then, right? So, proof that it wasn't YOU who left the mess.AtYourCervixhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08238926588944507794noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7558528804236989500.post-71964944866842924742009-12-04T07:34:30.169-05:002009-12-04T07:34:30.169-05:00I honestly didn't know whether to laugh or thr...I honestly didn't know whether to laugh or throw up!!!!Rachelhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14723667016158831955noreply@blogger.com