tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7558528804236989500.post7825557030077758664..comments2024-01-12T06:12:35.838-05:00Comments on StorytellERdoc: The Amazing RaceStorytellERdochttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14371229500424449124noreply@blogger.comBlogger18125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7558528804236989500.post-31907251278366047472010-06-06T10:13:41.750-04:002010-06-06T10:13:41.750-04:00Believe it or not, here's the version for pets...Believe it or not, here's the version for pets (wouldn't want fido to look like he lost his manhood now...)<br /><br />http://www.neuticles.com/<br /><br />"Thank you for your interest in patented Neuticles and the revolutionary testicular implant procedure for pets. Inside you will find the latest information and updates. <br />Over 325,000 caring pet owners Worldwide have selected Neuticles as a safe, practical and inexpensive option when neutering. <br /><br />Neuticles allows your pet to retain his natural look, self esteem and aids in the trauma associated with neutering. "<br /><br />Yep, for real.<br /><br />Seriously, I'm glad the kid is ok.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7558528804236989500.post-86751700131904287752010-01-20T01:45:46.165-05:002010-01-20T01:45:46.165-05:00That poor kid! Glad to hear he's doing well!That poor kid! Glad to hear he's doing well!Dr. Mongo Lloydhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09351344829632811877noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7558528804236989500.post-65665120352051390602010-01-19T21:13:17.540-05:002010-01-19T21:13:17.540-05:00I see they do use silicone as well. I don't k...I see they do use silicone as well. I don't know which is preferred today.Chrysalis https://www.blogger.com/profile/00757696627388704079noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7558528804236989500.post-91162814229579310242010-01-19T21:08:40.826-05:002010-01-19T21:08:40.826-05:00I don't think people realize how devastating t...I don't think people realize how devastating this can be for the males. I've been reading the comments and it isn't quite the same response as it might be for a female losing a breast.<br /><br />I believe the implants are the same for a male - silicone. Am I correct?<br /><br />Interesting door you've opened StorytellERdoc. Maybe the question goes to our plastic surgeons?<br /><br />I remember a young man I had as a patient, when I was a young student nurse. He had testicular cancer. It was a serious issue with this man and my heart went out to him.Chrysalis https://www.blogger.com/profile/00757696627388704079noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7558528804236989500.post-61725510023288723342010-01-19T20:53:36.389-05:002010-01-19T20:53:36.389-05:00Until this moment I did not know prosthetic testis...Until this moment I did not know prosthetic testis existed! I hope they only come in the saline variety, and any other material sounds too awkward, particularly while engaged in ... pleasurable business! <br />Good save for this little boy, and now thanks to you he will not need to consider this option.<br />(Considering a prosthetic would serve an aesthetic function only, how many men who have lost a testicle will actually choose to have a replacement? It is not like you can see one's package through pants well enough to justify it for everyday life, I don't think I can tell by staring at men crotches how many balls they have, so it would be for the sake of intimate engagements only I am guessing. Is there data?)Calhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17204635978443190089noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7558528804236989500.post-64391163780401055172010-01-19T20:39:17.365-05:002010-01-19T20:39:17.365-05:00Ouch! Glad to hear he's doing better (and glad...Ouch! Glad to hear he's doing better (and glad be a psychiatrist...)!Lockup Dochttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15206543723031055768noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7558528804236989500.post-26139430082078897082010-01-19T11:22:34.790-05:002010-01-19T11:22:34.790-05:00My God! That sounds painful beyond belief.My God! That sounds painful beyond belief.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7558528804236989500.post-27761976731421260122010-01-19T07:28:05.768-05:002010-01-19T07:28:05.768-05:00thecatsmeow, if it ok with you i prefer torted. so...thecatsmeow, if it ok with you i prefer torted. sounds cool.<br /><br />interestingly enough this is a condition that does tend to reccur on the contralateral side. during the operation the urologist is supposed to open the good side and tie the sucker down. in the case i mentioned he did so as he should have, but for a reason i can't explain the thing came loose and torted anyway. when i did the operation i tied it down so firmly and in so many ways that even if he turns around quickly his eyes are going to water.Bongihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12918640034313468627noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7558528804236989500.post-73224473305820088972010-01-18T23:46:21.278-05:002010-01-18T23:46:21.278-05:00All I've got to say is, OUCH!! That poor littl...All I've got to say is, OUCH!! That poor little boy! Good story and a great job. <br /><br />PS: I think you should post some of your drawing attempts on your blog - testicular and otherwise!Mahahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04860979377398925052noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7558528804236989500.post-22957651759020885292010-01-18T18:47:24.242-05:002010-01-18T18:47:24.242-05:00One morning in the elevator (yes, one of them ol&#...One morning in the elevator (yes, one of them ol' elevator stories) a guy stood beside me, looked me up and down and said, "giiirll, you hot." I probably blushed out of embarrassment from this random guy commenting about me, and looked at him like, "whatever buddy (didn't say that tho)." <br /><br />The next thing he said when we got out (he followed me) was that he would like to go out with me sometime, but I should know in-advance that he only has one testicle because the other one was shot off when he was in a gang, and so he has a plastic replacement.<br /><br />?<br /><br />I graciously, and assertively told him, "Have a good day and kindly stop following me to work or I will have to call security."<br /><br />Glad you were able to save Javier's twisted jewel to save him from feeling the need to explain his ten pound ball situation to future/ potential dates.<br /><br />On a lighter note (pun of course intended), if you want images of anatomical and medical explanatory sketches, try the website URL that is also posted on my blog: www.thinkanatomy.com and you can download apps for your ipod touch/iphone etc. If you get one of these i-devices, you can be just like digital book lady except waaay-cooler because it's Apple~<br /><br />(that was my blog post for the week~ whew)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7558528804236989500.post-42009988298209283362010-01-18T17:06:48.936-05:002010-01-18T17:06:48.936-05:00I don't even own any testicles, and this one m...I don't even own any testicles, and this one made me cringe for the little guy....yeowch! And yet, your story also managed to have some humor in it, too. I like that in a physician, whether I'm their patient or just reading out in the blogosphere. <br /><br />Bongi, the word you want is "torsed". I can't imagine that happening to the same person twice...thecatsmeowhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16269681849332498912noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7558528804236989500.post-56460188214894027662010-01-18T15:34:08.023-05:002010-01-18T15:34:08.023-05:00Chick magnet ..hahaha!can you just imagine magneti...Chick magnet ..hahaha!can you just imagine magnetic powers so strong that..all things metal, belt buckles,rings and/or earrings stuck onto the jewel. Twister anyone? no I did not just say that! ;)<br /><br />I'm glad it all worked out for the little man. He had to be to get through all of that.<br /><br />Your job must be so rewarding. (most of the time :)SeaSprayhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07906503090688697222noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7558528804236989500.post-47876363949480521962010-01-18T13:40:31.650-05:002010-01-18T13:40:31.650-05:00Can a guy have a ball job, much like a woman might...Can a guy have a ball job, much like a woman might have a boob job? We guys have cup sizes of our own after all though our measurements are not exactly indicated by a numer-letter pairing... Maybe someday they'll have implants that are available that make the jewels like a Newton's Cradle. Wouldn't he be a hit at cocktail parties!!t.https://www.blogger.com/profile/15078067225523297368noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7558528804236989500.post-75252595216898162112010-01-18T12:26:53.671-05:002010-01-18T12:26:53.671-05:00I do not even have those jewels.... but OUCH, dila...I do not even have those jewels.... but OUCH, dilaudid please!!!!MLeehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02844329474927366269noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7558528804236989500.post-79040367279039967832010-01-18T11:01:56.559-05:002010-01-18T11:01:56.559-05:00I knew someone once upon a time that only had one ...I knew someone once upon a time that only had one "jewel". It didn't slow him down much and it was certainly viable. He went on to become a father. As far as the steel prosthesis, can you imagine going through an airport scanner with one of those? I can just hear the chuckles of the guy watching the pictures...ciaoRosittahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05722304052321553692noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7558528804236989500.post-19874824055772311802010-01-18T10:48:59.572-05:002010-01-18T10:48:59.572-05:00I hope you'll submit this to SurgeXperiences (...I hope you'll submit this to SurgeXperiences (http://surgexperiences.wordpress.com/schedule/). :)rlbateshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15236331355857884458noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7558528804236989500.post-86427276408950263522010-01-18T10:17:24.571-05:002010-01-18T10:17:24.571-05:00some time ago i got a guy who had already lost one...some time ago i got a guy who had already lost one 'jewel' to tortion and his only remaining one was torted (is that a word?). the urologists were on leave so it fell to me to fix it. luckily it was still viable (that's a word) and he left the hospital with a smile, albeit a lobsided one.Bongihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12918640034313468627noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7558528804236989500.post-76422848708711851492010-01-18T09:57:02.218-05:002010-01-18T09:57:02.218-05:00Good save for that poor little guy.Good save for that poor little guy.Chrysalis https://www.blogger.com/profile/00757696627388704079noreply@blogger.com